List of Jokes

Collected jokes, with an emphasis on government

 

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Rules: No smut, no vulgarities, no racial slurs,

if all this is possible when jesting on the subject of the PresidentS Clinton.

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Government Jokes

IRS Specialties

Computer Humor

Just Plain Old Jokes

You've Had Too Much Coffe When ...

Bill Gates

the PresidentS Clinton

 1. Dam EPA

Be sure to visit the IRS humor of ICE.

1. It is no accident that the two words "the IRS" spells the single word "theirs".

1. A email was returned due to insufficient voltage.

2. Sofware update - replace the old bugs with new bugs.

3. Please do not afflict, agitate, ... exterpolate, ... or zap the Webmaster.

 

 4.Top six reasons computers must be female

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 1. Observation of Astronomical Dimensions

Scintillate, sccintillate global vivific,

Fain would I fathom thy nature specific.

Loftily poised in ether capacious,

Highly resembling a gem carbonaceous.

2. Oddly Enough at http://inside.excite.com/c/000020001153447503

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1. How many MS (MicroSoft) employees does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the light bulb and one to buy the company.

2. MS TV Dinner Insert

 3. Gates in Hell

1. Advice from Former Presidents

 

2. This site advertises a lie detector for use on line over a telephone line. I couldn't resist the temptation to list it here.

 3. Gatesmobile

4. Clinton's Confession - Courtesy Wall Street Journal

5. Gates Gets Bill

6. Wrong's Not Right - Hillarious song with the voice of Clinton dubbed in.

7. Clinton and The Omen

And, of course, the usual disclaimer of weasel clauses made necessary by the likes of the PresidnentS Clinton and their BBL buddies.

Public figures must put up with publicity as part of their career. Such is the plight of the PresidentS Clinton.

The humor herein is meant for just that: humor. Laugh or get lost.

Jokes bounce around society like federal agents. They then are assumed public domain in the same manner as folk songs and folk literature. If anyone claims copyright ownership to any humor herein, please contact forest@uhuh.com and your humor will be removed, or credit given. No intention is made to steal on this site. If you own some humor and wish credit, so state.

Copyright 1998 by Forest Glen Durland.

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Congress says they are balancing the budget.

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